submitted by “bc”:
Once upon a time there was a big race. The race was for a piece of chocolate. One of the racers was named Funkey. He said “I’m always a loser.” When the race started everybody got on the FINISH line. After a while when Funkey crashed into a rock he passed the STARTING line. Then the judges noticed that they started from the FINISH and end at the STARTING so they had to redo the race. Nobody won so it was just a waste of time. The end.
Submitted by “bc”:
Once upon a time there was a very good time waster😮. He once did some thing very time wasting. Now this is what he did. “Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴”. After he was going to say it again his mom said “FRED you better stop or else I will.” Now you know his mom is a time waster too. I guess this will be THE END😆😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯!!!!
-bc
Submitted by “ok”:
There once was a yo-yo named Yo-yo that went up and down and up and down. After a while he would get seasick. One day Yo-yo was hopping along when he met some yogurt named Yogurt. Yogurt wanted to not be eaten so Yo-yo jumped on a shelf and got him to safety. When he tried to get down he got his string tangled around a can of soup and went up and down forever and puked.
Submitted by “ok”:
There once was a boy that lived with a mom and a dad. His dad had been growing a mustache. One day he said he would shave it and went to a store to buy shaving cream but he didn’t know it was radioactive. Then he put it on and shaved his mustache. Later that night the hair came alive, combined into a mustache and found the boy. They became friends and they lived happily ever after.
Submitted by “ok”:
There once was a pickle who wanted to be a cowboy. He put on a hat and boots and got on a cricket. He went to a beach he thought was a desert. He met a crab named Austin and they looked for his missing shell. Later that day near sunset, the pickle found Austin’s shell. Austin thanked him and went underground. Later the pickle got pulled in the current and sank. A fish ate him and liked it. Now, fishermen use pickles on their fishing lines instead of worms.
Once upon a time, a toy sailboat was sailing in the sun. then suddenly a huge tsunami wave came and washed the toy sailboat on to a beach. Everybody was afraid so they fled the beach for one whole minute and then came out to see that it was only a toy sailboat. Then some of the people pushed the toy sailboat into the water and the toy sailboat sailed happily ever after.
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Once upon a Christmas, Santa was flying through the night sky with his trusty reindeer. And then…
It was finally Christmas Eve in New York City. Everyone was hanging lights and ornaments on the huge Christmas tree at Lincoln Center.
“Finally it’s Christmas!” Fred shouted as he ran downstairs. But then he noticed something strange. There were no presents under the Christmas tree. Then he waited and waited for Santa to come. He waited till the day ended. then he had to go to sleep.
Suddenly Fred’s alarm clock started ringing in the middle of the night. “I guess I’ll go look out the window to see how dark it is out side,” he said to himself. But when he looked out the window, he couldn’t believe his eyes. There lying on the ground was a very injured Santa beside a tree and a broken sleigh. Then Fred went outside to help Santa. Then he thought, “So that’s why Santa couldn’t give out any presents.” When he got outside Fred ran towards Santa. “T-take this Fred” he said in a weary voice. Fred took the present in Santa’s hand and thanked him. Then he said “I should take you to the hospital.” Then Fred took Santa to the hospital, said goodbye, went home and opened his present.
-nw and st
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Once upon a time, there was a universe. In that universe there was a galaxy and in that galaxy there was a planet and on that planet there was a contenent and in that contenent there was a state and in that state there was a city and in that city there was a street and on that street there was a house. And it all started with a universe.
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Once upon a time there was a bouncy ball. It bounced so high that it reached Pluto. One day, the bouncy ball was in a shop when a boy came along. He wanted to buy a bouncy ball. He saw a bouncy ball that looked really bouncy but when he bounced it to see if it was bouncy, the bouncy ball bounced through the roof and all the way to Pluto. Then from there on, he never bounced a bouncy ball again.
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