Submitted by “js”:
Once there was a kid named Bob. He liked to fart. Whenever he ate, he farted, and when he did he said, “Get reckt!” to all the babies who could hear him that could fart. The end.
Category: Boy stories
The King in his Castle (Submitted Story)
submitted by “hg”
There was a king who lived in a castle all by himself. He would give the sun and the moon for some company, so he set out to find someone to talk to. He saw a beautiful flower on the side of the road. He thought “If I pick this flower I can give it to a princess and she’ll marry me!” As he reached down to pluck it, it yelled “Stop!” He picked it anyway and it turned into a beetle that wouldn’t stop talking. Now he wanted solitude!
The Boy who Loved Butter (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bg”
There was a boy who loved butter. He ate butter sandwiches, butter cookies, and butterfingers. For his birthday he ate cake with buttercream frosting that he washed down with a tall glass buttermilk. One day he was chasing a butterfly in the yard when his father started frying a butterball turkey in a big vat of butter. It filled the air with a butter smell so thick and buttery that it was too much of a good thing. The boy felt really sick and never at butter again.
Baby Dino (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bg”:
A boy heard a screeching outside and was sure it was a baby dinosaur. He asked his mom if they could go take a look. The mom looked outside but all she could see was a mother pushing her baby in a stroller.“There’s a baby dinosaur in that stroller,” the boy said, “I heard it!” He imagined the little dinosaur with a rattle and a little bonnet.“Okay, let’s go see,” they went to greet the mother. When they peeked in the stroller, they saw a baby rhino.
The Pen
Once there was a boy named Alex. He had a pen that he liked very much. One day he was writing with it and the paper suddenly got splattered in orange paint. Alex was very confused. He took the pen to a pen doctor and the doctor got showered with confetti. Alex took it to another pen doctor and toxic gas spewed out of the pen. It was a bad disease. The ceiling opened and air masks fell from helicopters above. Then Alex decided never to use a pen again.
Happy Birthday!!! Hour # 1
Fred woke up and jumped out of bed. Today was his birthday!!! He raced down stairs to see his parents. They were putting a present on the table. Then he went back up stairs and got dressed. Then he raced back down stairs to see his friends arriving at the door.
Kids Have More Fun (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “mk” and “gp”:
“We love getting together with family in the Carmel Valley. We learned that you have to understand politics to have beliefs, a novel idea these days. We didn’t have a single tornado or hurricane, but listening to a Beatles fan play awesome piano leads to a great deal of fun without any danger. Moral: Always bring nw to events.”
The Lever of Control (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bc”:
Once upon a time there was a kid. He one day found a lever in a piece of wood. He pulled it and then it made a sound, then a szszszs, then a pow. The ground shook and then pow it started to snow. “Wow.” Said the kid. Then it started to freeze one second he was alive one second he was dead. Moral: never trust a lever.
The Leprechaun (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”:
There was once a Leprechaun named Joe. He loved to play tricks on people. One day he got this kid stuck to a tree while trying to climb it. After a while he lost his four-leaf clover and had bad luck for the rest of his life.
The Odd Sock (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bcech”:
Once there was a kid and he had a sock. One day a truck filled with mutant sock gas crashed into the poor kid’s house! The kid was hurt and scared with only one sock on his foot. When he got up from the ground he almost passed out when he saw his sock with legs and hands walking around! His sock took a small towel and wrapped it around his neck. Then he flew out the door and the kid fainted. The sock now fights crime and he calls himself odd sock!
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