Igloonah (Holiday Edition and Spoof on Hanukkah)

Once upon a time there was an Eskimo. His name was Kudah. He had a little igloo in the state of Sisreal. The only problem was, Sisreal is a really hot place and the igloo was only going to be frozen for a day. So the people of Sisreal used the igloo for all their needs, like for shelter and storage. The people of Sisreal knew that the igloo was going to melt the next day so they all packed up and left the igloo for it was dusk and were sad.

The next day, the people of Sisreal looked out their windows to see the igloo still a solid. They were really happy that they could still use the almighty igloo for their needs. They repeated this process until the seventh day that they were doing this. Then, they decided that it would by okay to sleep in the igloo for the night.

The next day, they saw all kinds of signs of the igloo melting. They abandoned the igloo, but luckily the igloo lasted for eight days and that was enough time for Kudah to make a new igloo. From now on, that miracle was celebrated as a holiday called Igloonah and is celebrated on Wednesday, November 27, 2013, Tuesday, December 16, 2014, Sunday, December 6, 2015, Saturday, December 24, 2016, Tuesday, December 12, 2017, Sunday, December 2, 2018, Sunday, December 22, 2019, Thursday, December 10, 2020, Sunday, November 28, 2021, Sunday, and December 18, and 2022. The end.
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Trouble With Santa (holiday edition)

Prologue

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was flying through the night sky with his trusty reindeer. And then…

Chapter # 1

It was finally Christmas Eve in New York City. Everyone was hanging lights and ornaments on the huge Christmas tree at Lincoln Center.

Chapter # 2

“Finally it’s Christmas!” Fred shouted as he ran downstairs. But then he noticed something strange. There were no presents under the Christmas tree. Then he waited and waited for Santa to come. He waited till the day ended. then he had to go to sleep.

Chapter # 3

Suddenly Fred’s alarm clock started ringing in the middle of the night. “I guess I’ll go look out the window to see how dark it is out side,” he said to himself. But when he looked out the window, he couldn’t believe his eyes. There lying on the ground was a very injured Santa beside a tree and a broken sleigh. Then Fred went outside to help Santa. Then he thought, “So that’s why Santa couldn’t give out any presents.” When he got outside Fred ran towards Santa. “T-take this Fred” he said in a weary voice. Fred took the present in Santa’s hand and thanked him. Then he said “I should take you to the hospital.” Then Fred took Santa to the hospital, said goodbye, went home and opened his present.

-nw and st

see rough draft