Submitted by “ok”:

There once was a pickle who wanted to be a cowboy. He put on a hat and boots and got on a cricket. He went to a beach he thought was a desert. He met a crab named Austin and they looked for his missing shell. Later that day near sunset, the pickle found Austin’s shell. Austin thanked him and went underground. Later the pickle got pulled in the current and sank. A fish ate him and liked it. Now, fishermen use pickles on their fishing lines instead of worms.