Submitted by “AZ”
Once, there was a child. He was always afraid of the outside. One day, his mother went out. He wanted to go with her but was scared. He made his decision. He went outside. He saw a stick bug. It bit him. Then, he never went out again.
Submitted by “ok”:
“Hahaha I’ve started the bomb’s timer!” said Diabolical Dummy. “What are you going to do about it Detective Dummy?” Diabolical jumped into a plane and started flying away. Meanwhile, Dummy broke free from the ropes and ran to the bomb. He opened it up. There was a blue wire, a red wire, a purple wire, a green wire and a yellow wire. He cut all of them and it said, “Self Destruct in 2.5673946 seconds.” Then it exploded and Dummy went flying into the jail courtyard.
Once there was a teapot. Each morning he would sprout his legs and started to roam around the city shooting candy and confetti out of his spout. Then one day, a carrot fell from the sky into his spout and his spout was clogged. The carrot started filling up with candy and confetti. Then, someone took the carrot out of his spout and ate it. He got very sick. The king was very angry that the teapot made someone sick so he was banished the teapot from the country.
submitted by “hg”
There was a king who lived in a castle all by himself. He would give the sun and the moon for some company, so he set out to find someone to talk to. He saw a beautiful flower on the side of the road. He thought “If I pick this flower I can give it to a princess and she’ll marry me!” As he reached down to pluck it, it yelled “Stop!” He picked it anyway and it turned into a beetle that wouldn’t stop talking. Now he wanted solitude!
Submitted by “bg”
There was a boy who loved butter. He ate butter sandwiches, butter cookies, and butterfingers. For his birthday he ate cake with buttercream frosting that he washed down with a tall glass buttermilk. One day he was chasing a butterfly in the yard when his father started frying a butterball turkey in a big vat of butter. It filled the air with a butter smell so thick and buttery that it was too much of a good thing. The boy felt really sick and never at butter again.
Submitted by “bg”:
A boy heard a screeching outside and was sure it was a baby dinosaur. He asked his mom if they could go take a look. The mom looked outside but all she could see was a mother pushing her baby in a stroller.“There’s a baby dinosaur in that stroller,” the boy said, “I heard it!” He imagined the little dinosaur with a rattle and a little bonnet.“Okay, let’s go see,” they went to greet the mother. When they peeked in the stroller, they saw a baby rhino.
Submitted by “bg”:
There was a fish who wished he was a sailor. He saw a sailor looking over the side of the boat into the blue green water, looking free and without care. The fish hoped to be caught to see the sailor up close, but the sailor didn’t fish. One day the wind kicked up and the boat keeled over so far the sailor fell in. Their eyes locked and the fish saw his fear. The sailor climbed back into the boat. The fish swam away, happy to be a fish.
Once there was a dot. His name was Tod and he lived very snug in his comfortable hole. One day, someone came by with a hat and mustache, holding a paintbrush and a palette. He was also holding a canvas that he placed on the ground. He was an artist. The artist saw Tod and stuffed him into the palette! Then he dabbed the paintbrush into Tod and squished Tod on the canvas. Then Tod never made art again (because he was art).
Submitted by “ok”:
A jewel called the Dumb Diamond got shipped a from London to the Dumbville Museum. They put it in a safe with lasers all around it. That night it was stolen! The security guards checked the security cams and it turned out Detective Dummy stole it and he went to jail. Poor Dummy.