Submitted by “OK”
Scientists have created a telescope which can detect “love/kindness” radiating from space and they were able to pinpoint its exact origin. The President decided to travel to it but not before divorcing his wife stating: “I’m sorry but you can’t do better than what’s up there.” After a long journey in space, they finally got to the “love/kindness” but were immediately blown up. The “love/kindness” took millions of years to reach Earth and over that period of time, its origin was now filled with “hatred/fear”.
Submitted by “AZ”
Once, there was a child. He was always afraid of the outside. One day, his mother went out. He wanted to go with her but was scared. He made his decision. He went outside. He saw a stick bug. It bit him. Then, he never went out again.
Submitted by “OK”
Terry the toothbrush was sad. He was a worn down toothbrush and forgotten about and never thrown away. The kids were all buying new electric toothbrushes. One day Johnny wanted the new toy in the dentist treasure box. So he started using Terry to get cavities. He went to the dentist and got his toy. A few months later, Johnny died of Oral cancer but Terry was happy to be used again.
Submitted by “DH”
There once was a giant flying potato
It said to not eat a tomato
Tomatoes were bad, and they made potatoes sad,
Said the giant flying potato.
Submitted by “SB”
There was a bird colony called the Bird-Oanoke colony. Did they go to Croatoan? Nobody knows. Legend has it they hopped on a piece of millet and flew to the moon and now they are part of the Sirius star system and created the Penrose process. They also hopped on a G-Wagon.
Submitted by “js”:
There was something in the sky, it’s:
no it’s a plane,
no it’s a flying egg salad sandwich! And so they lived forever with an egg salad sandwich. The end.
Submitted by “ok”:
“Hahaha I’ve started the bomb’s timer!” said Diabolical Dummy. “What are you going to do about it Detective Dummy?” Diabolical jumped into a plane and started flying away. Meanwhile, Dummy broke free from the ropes and ran to the bomb. He opened it up. There was a blue wire, a red wire, a purple wire, a green wire and a yellow wire. He cut all of them and it said, “Self Destruct in 2.5673946 seconds.” Then it exploded and Dummy went flying into the jail courtyard.
Once, there was a bunny. A very funny one. He went around jumping out of peoples’ hats and saying funny things. He was so funny, he made everyone die of laughter. Then one day, he jumped out of a hat and said funny things to this hobo walking down the street, but the hobo didn’t laugh! The bunny tried and tried to make him laugh but never did the hobo laugh! After an hour, he finally gave up. He was so sad, he never made any funny jokes again.