submitted by “bc”:
Once upon a time there was a big race. The race was for a piece of chocolate. One of the racers was named Funkey. He said “I’m always a loser.” When the race started everybody got on the FINISH line. After a while when Funkey crashed into a rock he passed the STARTING line. Then the judges noticed that they started from the FINISH and end at the STARTING so they had to redo the race. Nobody won so it was just a waste of time. The end.