Submitted by “ok”.
Detective Dummy was chasing a speeder. He looked at the license plate and remembered it. The car sped away. He checked the license in, it was ACC13592WQ341,000999V4DML-2@471. They traced the person’s location. It turned out it was Detective Dummy that sped and he went to jail. THE END!
Submitted by “bg”.
Late one night Mr. Lupine needed a light bulb to read the newspaper. He found one in the closet and screwed it in. But when he turned on the lamp, it lit up the whole house. He drew the blinds and saw the whole world outside was lit up as well! He ran to the lamp to turn it off. With one turn of the knob, the dark returned outside.. With another turn, the light shrunk down to the space around his cozy chair. He sat down and read the news.
“In the name of the law you must go to jail” said the policeman to  Detective Dummy. “I’ll name the law Bob” said Detective Dummy. Then Detective Dummy created a law named Bob and we still use it today.
P.S. He still went to jail.
Submitted by “ok”:
Dummy had to go to court for some reason so he brought Lawyer Loser from The Land of Losers. At the end, Dummy was declared guilty so he had to go to jail. The End.
Submitted by “ok”
The night before someone had broken into a high secured toilet that the king of Dumbville (where Dummy lives) uses. Dummy brought his magnifying glass and some other dumb stuff. It turned out it was Dummy’s butt print and he went to jail. waa waa waaaaaaa.
Submitted by “?”:
It was dark stormy night as evil dudes took over the world. One day one of them found a little house that had a sign that said NOW HIRING and that dude took the job. Then all the dudes got jobs and turned into normal people. Thanks to jobs dudes didn’t take over the world. THE END
Submitted by “ok”:
Dummy went undercover to find out the criminal’s evil plans. Of course to do this he had to dress up like a criminal and in the end the police caught him because they thought he was a bad guy and he went to jail. The end.
Submitted by “ok”:
There was a case Dummy sort of solved. This guy couldn’t find his keys so he called Dummy to look for them. Dummy would say “I found a clue, never mind,” and etc. He got the guy’s house messy and got sued and went to jail. The end.
Submitted by “ok”:
As you remember, Dummy had to crack the case about who stole Big Bob’s burrito. He went to the burrito place and asked who they saw come inside that day. They said they saw a man that spat into a bucket, a guy with a long nose, and a man that said he broke into 999,888,777,666,555,444,333,222,111,000,000 banks. When Dummy came out of the restaurant he saw a burrito on the ground. It turned out to be Big Bob’s. He used his magnifying glass and saw that Dummy stole it so he went to jail. Yay!
Submitted by “ok”:
There was a big case that dummy had to crack. He thought it meant cracking an egg but it was harder. He needed to find out who stole Big Bob’s burrito. There are 3 suspects. First the guy on the side of the road that spits into a bucket. Second the man with a very long nose or the man that has broken into 9,999,888,777,666,555,444,333,222,111,000 banks. Find out next week!
See what happens next,