Submitted by “ok”:
At the Dumbville Mall a gangster stole a woman’s purse. Then our dumb hero comes to save the day! But not the one we think. It was Diabolical Dummy! Had he gone dumb straight? Detective Dummy didn’t think so. He sneaked into Diabolical’s house for evidence. It turned out that Diabolical Dummy just drew a straight line and the person that saved the day was Superhero Sucker. Our hero broke the law of sneaking into people’s houses and went to jail. Diabolical is still dumb and dangerous.