Submitted by “ok”:

There was a UFO (ugly funky object) that landed in a boy’s backyard. The alien that was in the UFO found the boy and asked where was his leader. “In the White House” the boy replied. “Take me to him” said the alien. “Okay” said the boy. They went to the White House and met Barack Obama. “I thought this was your leader” said the alien holding up a picture of George Washington.