Submitted by “ok”:

There was once a boy that talked a lot. He went up to a clock and said “You can’t talk.” ” Yes he can” said the stove. “Then I challenge him to a talking contest at 2:00.”

It was finally 2:00 and the boy said “Ggfhgjghhhgjgvcgggjgg.” “Take that” he said. Then the clock kept on saying “Tock tock tock tock tock.” The boy walked away mad and turned on the radio and it started playing ‘What Does The Clock Say?’