Submitted by “js”:
Once there was a kid named Bob. He liked to fart. Whenever he ate, he farted, and when he did he said, “Get reckt!” to all the babies who could hear him that could fart. The end.
Author: nw
I am a very silly kid. I have three friends that I always play with. I like building stuff and I have a very good sense of humor. I like playing
Minecraft. It is a very fun, creative game where you can basically build whatever you want. My three best friends also play Minecraft. One of them doesn't play that it that much though.
The Hamster Who Toasted Bread
Once upon a time there was a hamster. His name was Chucky and he always longed for toast. One day he was walking along when a toaster came flying through his cage. Then moments later a slice of bread flew in as well. Chucky was such in awe at the sight of the toast and the bread, that he ran at top speed to the items, stuffed the toast in the toaster, and got sucked into the toaster! It was a portal! Then he never wanted to have toast again.
Puffy Shirt Olly (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”:
A long time ago in a sea far away there lived the dumbest pirate ever named, Puffy Shirt Olly. He sailed the seas and met his arch nemesis BrickBeard. His beard was made out of bricks and it was hard for him to walk because they were so heavy. Puffy Shirt Olly fought more enemies and traveled the seas for adventure in a might to happen series.
The Dot that got Squished
Once there was a dot. His name was Tod and he lived very snug in his comfortable hole. One day, someone came by with a hat and mustache, holding a paintbrush and a palette. He was also holding a canvas that he placed on the ground. He was an artist. The artist saw Tod and stuffed him into the palette! Then he dabbed the paintbrush into Tod and squished Tod on the canvas. Then Tod never made art again (because he was art).
Detective Dummy and the Jewel Heist (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”:
A jewel called the Dumb Diamond got shipped a from London to the Dumbville Museum. They put it in a safe with lasers all around it. That night it was stolen! The security guards checked the security cams and it turned out Detective Dummy stole it and he went to jail. Poor Dummy.
Super Bunny
Once there was a Super Bunny who lived a very comfortable life on a couple of spikes in a cemetery, eating slugs dressed in carrot suits. One day he heard a scream! Super Bunny to the rescue! Super Bunny knocked down some spikes and one of graves opened! Super Bunny jumped in to the grave to get his Super Carrot Suit. Then he flew to the city, knocking over everything. When he got there he made total chaos only to see someone screaming at a toothbrush.
The Pen
Once there was a boy named Alex. He had a pen that he liked very much. One day he was writing with it and the paper suddenly got splattered in orange paint. Alex was very confused. He took the pen to a pen doctor and the doctor got showered with confetti. Alex took it to another pen doctor and toxic gas spewed out of the pen. It was a bad disease. The ceiling opened and air masks fell from helicopters above. Then Alex decided never to use a pen again.
Diabolical Dummy goes Straight (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”:
At the Dumbville Mall a gangster stole a woman’s purse. Then our dumb hero comes to save the day! But not the one we think. It was Diabolical Dummy! Had he gone dumb straight? Detective Dummy didn’t think so. He sneaked into Diabolical’s house for evidence. It turned out that Diabolical Dummy just drew a straight line and the person that saved the day was Superhero Sucker. Our hero broke the law of sneaking into people’s houses and went to jail. Diabolical is still dumb and dangerous.
Detective Dummy and the License Chase (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “ok”.
Detective Dummy was chasing a speeder. He looked at the license plate and remembered it. The car sped away. He checked the license in, it was ACC13592WQ341,000999V4DML-2@471. They traced the person’s location. It turned out it was Detective Dummy that sped and he went to jail. THE END!
The Lightbulb (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bg”.
Late one night Mr. Lupine needed a light bulb to read the newspaper. He found one in the closet and screwed it in. But when he turned on the lamp, it lit up the whole house. He drew the blinds and saw the whole world outside was lit up as well! He ran to the lamp to turn it off. With one turn of the knob, the dark returned outside.. With another turn, the light shrunk down to the space around his cozy chair. He sat down and read the news.