Submitted by “ok”:

“Zombies are invading!!!!!!!” yelled the mom. “Daddy, do you have dark sunglasses?”😎 asked the son. “Why do you ask?” replied dad. “I want to act cool when I die,” said the boy. Then the zombies walked in the room with dark sunglasses. “Why are you wearing sunglasses?” asked dad to the zombies. “We want to look cool when we eat your brains,” replied the zombies.