A new post is sometimes gross but they can still be very jolly
I just love to read a story with treats
And sometimes reading is ausome by golly
I know everybody likes to read with toast
Thats the beauty of a new post
The TV That Hears
Once, there was a family that likes to watch tv. One day they were watching a commercial. The boy said “Hay this commercial is stupid so turn it down.”Surpriseingly the person in the tv said “Do not turn this commercial down Bobby (Bobby is his name) or we will sue you.” The whole family screamed and shut the tv off. Unfortunately the person who was in the tv came two days later and sued them. The same thing happened to them again except a different person on tv
The Funny Bunny
Once, there was a bunny. A very funny one. He went around jumping out of peoples’ hats and saying funny things. He was so funny, he made everyone die of laughter. Then one day, he jumped out of a hat and said funny things to this hobo walking down the street, but the hobo didn’t laugh! The bunny tried and tried to make him laugh but never did the hobo laugh! After an hour, he finally gave up. He was so sad, he never made any funny jokes again.
The Crazy Cat (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “js”:
There was once a cat. He was a very very crazy cat. He was a butter cat, so he really liked butter a lot. When he licked himself, he ate himself. And he was gone.
Alternate Story to The Disappearing Snowman (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “dg”:
This morning I woke up and found tons of snow on the ground. So I made a big snowman. I went inside to play. When I came out late afternoon, the snowman had disappeared. He left a note saying that he left to hang out at the beach. I rushed to the beach, and sure enough, there he was, riding a surfboard, waving “Hi” to me. I waved back. Then he dived into the water, and I couldn’t seem to find him after that!
The Disappearing Snowman (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “dg”:
This morning I woke up and found tons of snow on the ground. So I made a big snowman.
The nose was made from a banana. The eyes were made from cherry tomatoes. The ears and mouth were oranges. The chin was from an apple slice. The arms were from long cucumbers. The fingers were from cantaloupe. It looked great!
I went inside to play. When I came out late afternoon, the snowman had disappeared. But I wasn’t sad: I had a great fruit and veggie salad!
ODD SOCK book 100,000,000,000 (Submitted Story)
Submitted by “bc”:
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,000,000,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000……………… System Fail. Shutting down. .. … … …………….Hello? You can hear me right? Okay, so where was I? Oh yes, so they trained for very long. Then they were ready to fight. See next story “Odd Sock and Smelly Sock.”
ODD SOCK book 5 (Submitted Story)
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,0000…. System failure….. shutting down…. Hello Hello? Okay you can hear me right? So then Odd sock trained a new partner. See Odd Sock book 6 for more!!
Poop (Submitted Poem)
Poo is brown, Poo is sticky, Poo is all we can be, Poo is cool, Poo is hot, Poo can smell like blue berry snot. –bc
The Spoon Army
Once, there was a spoon army. Every night they would sneak into people’s houses and jump into the place where the owners of the house keep the utensils. Then, in the morning, when the owners of the house ate breakfast, one of the owners would pick up a spoon that’s in the army and start eating with it. Then, that owner would turn into another spoon and join the army. That happened all the time until a giant fork came along and flung the spoon army into space. The end.