Once, there was a spoon army. Every night they would sneak into people’s houses and jump into the place where the owners of the house keep the utensils. Then, in the morning, when the owners of the house ate breakfast, one of the owners would pick up a spoon that’s in the army and start eating with it. Then, that owner would turn into another spoon and join the army. That happened all the time until a giant fork came along and flung the spoon army into space. The end.