Category: Submitted

I’m sorry but you can’t do better than what’s up there… (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “OK”

Scientists have created a telescope which can detect “love/kindness” radiating from space and they were able to pinpoint its exact origin. The President decided to travel to it but not before divorcing his wife stating: “I’m sorry but you can’t do better than what’s up there.” After a long journey in space, they finally got to the “love/kindness” but were immediately blown up. The “love/kindness” took millions of years to reach Earth and over that period of time, its origin was now filled with “hatred/fear”.

I Have Fallen (Submitted Poem)

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Submitted by “DH”

When the days are cold

When we’ve all grown old

You have not been told

My hope grows tenfold

Yet my legs are bare

In the cold night air

Wind whipping my hair

I wonder where-

Then he calls my name

But it’s not the same

To him, it’s all a game

But it’s not the same

When the days are cold

When we’ve all grown old 

We will fall, so bold

My hope dies tenfold

Terry da Toothbrush (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “OK”

Terry the toothbrush was sad. He was a worn down toothbrush and forgotten about and never thrown away. The kids were all buying new electric toothbrushes. One day Johnny wanted the new toy in the dentist treasure box. So he started using Terry to get cavities. He went to the dentist and got his toy. A few months later, Johnny died of Oral cancer but Terry was happy to be used again.

Detective Dummy Vs. The Bomb (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “ok”:

“Hahaha I’ve started the bomb’s timer!” said Diabolical Dummy. “What are you going to do about it Detective Dummy?” Diabolical jumped into a plane and started flying away. Meanwhile, Dummy broke free from the ropes and ran to the bomb. He opened it up. There was a blue wire, a red wire, a purple wire, a green wire and a yellow wire. He cut all of them and it said, “Self Destruct in 2.5673946 seconds.” Then it exploded and Dummy went flying into the jail courtyard.

Alternate Story to The Disappearing Snowman (Submitted Story)

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Submitted by “dg”:
This morning I woke up and found tons of snow on the ground. So I made a big snowman. I went inside to play. When I came out late afternoon, the snowman had disappeared. He left a note saying that he left to hang out at the beach. I rushed to the beach, and sure enough, there he was, riding a surfboard, waving “Hi” to me. I waved back. Then  he dived into the water, and I couldn’t seem to find him after that!