Submitted by “bc”:
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,000,000,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000……………… System Fail. Shutting down. .. … … …………….Hello? You can hear me right? Okay, so where was I? Oh yes, so they trained for very long. Then they were ready to fight. See next story “Odd Sock and Smelly Sock.”
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,0000…. System failure….. shutting down…. Hello Hello? Okay you can hear me right? So then Odd sock trained a new partner. See Odd Sock book 6 for more!!
Submitted by “jw”:
Once upon a time, there was an opabinia. (If you don’t know what that is, look it up). He was playing Diep.io, and he was an absolute pro at it. He dominated the server! The end! *,…,*
Submitted by “js”:
Once there was a kid named Bob. He liked to fart. Whenever he ate, he farted, and when he did he said, “Get reckt!” to all the babies who could hear him that could fart. The end.
Submitted by “bg”
There was a boy who loved butter. He ate butter sandwiches, butter cookies, and butterfingers. For his birthday he ate cake with buttercream frosting that he washed down with a tall glass buttermilk. One day he was chasing a butterfly in the yard when his father started frying a butterball turkey in a big vat of butter. It filled the air with a butter smell so thick and buttery that it was too much of a good thing. The boy felt really sick and never at butter again.
Submitted by “bg”:
A boy heard a screeching outside and was sure it was a baby dinosaur. He asked his mom if they could go take a look. The mom looked outside but all she could see was a mother pushing her baby in a stroller.“There’s a baby dinosaur in that stroller,” the boy said, “I heard it!” He imagined the little dinosaur with a rattle and a little bonnet.“Okay, let’s go see,” they went to greet the mother. When they peeked in the stroller, they saw a baby rhino.
Submitted by “bg”:
There was a fish who wished he was a sailor. He saw a sailor looking over the side of the boat into the blue green water, looking free and without care. The fish hoped to be caught to see the sailor up close, but the sailor didn’t fish. One day the wind kicked up and the boat keeled over so far the sailor fell in. Their eyes locked and the fish saw his fear. The sailor climbed back into the boat. The fish swam away, happy to be a fish.
Submitted by “ok”:
A long time ago in a sea far away there lived the dumbest pirate ever named, Puffy Shirt Olly. He sailed the seas and met his arch nemesis BrickBeard. His beard was made out of bricks and it was hard for him to walk because they were so heavy. Puffy Shirt Olly fought more enemies and traveled the seas for adventure in a might to happen series.
Submitted by “ok”:
A jewel called the Dumb Diamond got shipped a from London to the Dumbville Museum. They put it in a safe with lasers all around it. That night it was stolen! The security guards checked the security cams and it turned out Detective Dummy stole it and he went to jail. Poor Dummy.