Once upon a time, there was a baby. He was called Super Baby. He had a cape that had the letter SB on it that stood for Super Baby. One day, Super Baby was on the Empire State Building when he heard a scream. Super Baby to the rescue! He jumped off the Empire State Building attempting to fly but he just fell down. But then he had to go to the hospital and when he discovered what the scream was, it was just someone getting a new baby.
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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was called, The Wiggly Man. He wiggled all the time. He wiggled in bed, playing piano, watching TV, in the bathroom (I didn’t see that), eating food, going shopping and much more places. He lives in a city called Wiggleton on Wiggly Wiggleio Ave. It is in Wigglyland. Sometimes, he would travel to earth in a Wiggleship to find wiggly things. Then he would come back to Wigglyland and keep them.
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon just lying there on the sidewalk, when a boy came along. Then the boy said,”Spoon, you are so boring, all you are doing is just lying there doing nothing at all. All you can do is let people eat certain kinds of food.” Then the spoon came to life and said,”You don’t talk to me like that!” and chased the boy all the way around the block.
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Once upon a time there was a cow. It was a very rare breed. It was called the Moo Moo Cow breed. The breed was so rare that there was only one Moo Moo Cow in the whole universe. The Moo Moo Cow mooed all the time. Sometimes, it busted down doors of houses, went inside and ran around in circles mooing as loud as possible like nobody’s business. Most cows provide milk, but the Moo Moo Cow breed provided cereal. You get it by cerealing a Moo Moo Cow.
This reminds me about the joke that goes like this: knock knock. who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow-MOO!
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Once upon a time, there was a person with a huge apple for a head. He was called The Apple Man. When ever he saw an apple tree he would charge towards the apple tree in search of an apple. He is an explorer that explores the forest. Then after a few years he turned human and he was normal.
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Once upon a time, a boy counted the times he saw the word Crayola on a crayon. He wasn’t very smart but he could still count. After he counted Crayola once, he turned the crayon all the way around to try to find more to count. But he didn’t know that he turned the crayon all the way around. Then he saw Crayola again and counted that too. He repeated that forever and ever.
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Once upon a time a boy farted. His name was Fred. He was negative ten. When ever he farted he would fart again so the results would be that he would be farting for his whole life. It was a very stinky situation in nineteen eighty nine. I hope you weren’t there. He only lived for one year. That was all a joke.
This reminds me, did you hear the joke about the fart? It stinks!
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