Once upon a time a boy farted. His name was Fred. He was negative ten. When ever he farted he would fart again so the results would be that he would be farting for his whole life. It was a very stinky situation in nineteen eighty nine. I hope you weren’t there. He only lived for one year. That was all a joke.
This reminds me, did you hear the joke about the fart? It stinks!
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