Once upon a time there was a spark. His name was Sparky. He lived in a family with a bunch of sparks. Every time a human set a fire, everyone in his family jumped in it. Except Sparky. He could never jump. He would just lie there experiencing the most boring part of life. Then one day, Sparky found a magic wand on the ground. He pointed it to a tree and said, “Fart!”. The tree farted. Then he pointed it at himself and said, “Be jumpy!”. He jumped.