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Once there was a cow and he wore socks. The socks gave him super powers and the cow fought crime but the bad guys said mean stuff about his socks like “Does super cow like his baby socks!”. One day super cow had enough. Instead of taking the bad guys to jail made a fire ball and plopped it down on them. After that the bad guys learned  there lesson being mean to the cow and left him alone. Moral: Don’t say a mean thing to super cow or he will drop a fire ball on you!