Once upon a time, there was a baby. He was called Super Baby. He had a cape that had the letter SB on it that stood for Super Baby. One day, Super Baby was on the Empire State Building when he heard a scream. Super Baby to the rescue! He jumped off the Empire State Building attempting to fly but he just fell down. But then he had to go to the hospital and when he discovered what the scream was, it was just someone getting a new baby.
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Once upon a time there was a flying pig. His name was Piggy. He was pink with white wings. One day Piggy went on a “walk” in the city to go to the park to play with his friends Fee fee the fox and meow the cat. So piggy went to the park to see Fee fee and Meow at the park. When he got there he played and played with Fee fee and Meow.
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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was called, The Wiggly Man. He wiggled all the time. He wiggled in bed, playing piano, watching TV, in the bathroom (I didn’t see that), eating food, going shopping and much more places. He lives in a city called Wiggleton on Wiggly Wiggleio Ave. It is in Wigglyland. Sometimes, he would travel to earth in a Wiggleship to find wiggly things. Then he would come back to Wigglyland and keep them.
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Once upon a time in a far off land in the land of burps there was a boy named Bob. He lived in burpingville (a place in the land of burps) with his mom, dad, sister, dog, fish, cat, bird, snake, rat, mouse, and a monkey. The thing about Bob is he burped all the time (including in his sleep).
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Once upon a time, there was a spoon just lying there on the sidewalk, when a boy came along. Then the boy said,”Spoon, you are so boring, all you are doing is just lying there doing nothing at all. All you can do is let people eat certain kinds of food.” Then the spoon came to life and said,”You don’t talk to me like that!” and chased the boy all the way around the block.
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Once upon a time there was a cow. It was a very rare breed. It was called the Moo Moo Cow breed. The breed was so rare that there was only one Moo Moo Cow in the whole universe. The Moo Moo Cow mooed all the time. Sometimes, it busted down doors of houses, went inside and ran around in circles mooing as loud as possible like nobody’s business. Most cows provide milk, but the Moo Moo Cow breed provided cereal. You get it by cerealing a Moo Moo Cow.
This reminds me about the joke that goes like this: knock knock. who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow-MOO!
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Once upon a time in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away there was a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really dumb boy.
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Once upon a time a chess piece walked the Earth. He was as small as an ant but he had the biggest butt. One day the chess piece went to find a dinosaur. He looked for days till he found one, but when he found one it turned out to be a really big stone.
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Once upon a time there was a town in the country. The towns population level was at two. Then m0re people came to the town in till the population was two hundred. Since it was a small town, all the houses exploded, so all the people had to rebuild all the houses. But then they exploded again, so all the people gave up.
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Once upon a time, there was a bird named Bill. He lived in New York City. He chirped so loud that 50 houses fell down. Then some of the people fell down. The chirp was so loud it could be heard on the other side of the world. Even his brother had to cover his ears to block out the sound.
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