Submitted by “bm”:
Once the store Winn-Dixie that was only 100,000 wooden blocks away had food for me in my old days.
-Opal
Submitted by “bm”:
Once the store Winn-Dixie that was only 100,000 wooden blocks away had food for me in my old days.
-Opal
Submitted by “ok”:
There once was an octopus that shook fishes hands. He was very generous but the problem with shaking fishes hands was that he always got stuck to them. One time they had to call a shark to bite off his tentacle. Good thing it grew back.
Submitted by “pd”:
There once was a snail who kept loosing his shell because children thought his shell was beautiful. So every day he had to search for a new one. One day he traveled all the way to Mexico and he found the most awesome shell in the world. He decided to live there forever.
Submitted by “?”:
“Moo.”
Submitted by “?”:
There once was a dog named Bob and he was a spy. He didn’t tell anyone. Otherwise, everybody would tell everyone on the planet including their enemies. So he lived a life of a lie. It was very hard to keep the secret from everybody but he did. One day, he was on a hike with his human family. Then suddenly, he heard a scream. Then he went wild and his human let go of the leash. He was surprised when his dog flew. Then everybody knew the secret.😳😳😳
submitted by “ok”:
There once a pig named Patrick that was very messy. Every day he would take a mud bath. But one day all the mud killed all the plants in the garden. So then Patrick became a janitor. So all of the garbage in the world was picked up by Patrick. Until finally everyone trashed it again. The moral of the story is mud baths are dangerous.
Once upon a time there was a flying pig. His name was Piggy. He was pink with white wings. One day Piggy went on a “walk” in the city to go to the park to play with his friends Fee fee the fox and meow the cat. So piggy went to the park to see Fee fee and Meow at the park. When he got there he played and played with Fee fee and Meow.
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Once upon a time there was a cow. It was a very rare breed. It was called the Moo Moo Cow breed. The breed was so rare that there was only one Moo Moo Cow in the whole universe. The Moo Moo Cow mooed all the time. Sometimes, it busted down doors of houses, went inside and ran around in circles mooing as loud as possible like nobody’s business. Most cows provide milk, but the Moo Moo Cow breed provided cereal. You get it by cerealing a Moo Moo Cow.
This reminds me about the joke that goes like this: knock knock. who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow-MOO!
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Once upon a time, there was a bird named Bill. He lived in New York City. He chirped so loud that 50 houses fell down. Then some of the people fell down. The chirp was so loud it could be heard on the other side of the world. Even his brother had to cover his ears to block out the sound.
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