Submitted by “AZ”
Once, there was a child. He was always afraid of the outside. One day, his mother went out. He wanted to go with her but was scared. He made his decision. He went outside. He saw a stick bug. It bit him. Then, he never went out again.
Submitted by “OK”
Terry the toothbrush was sad. He was a worn down toothbrush and forgotten about and never thrown away. The kids were all buying new electric toothbrushes. One day Johnny wanted the new toy in the dentist treasure box. So he started using Terry to get cavities. He went to the dentist and got his toy. A few months later, Johnny died of Oral cancer but Terry was happy to be used again.
Submitted by “DH”
There once was a giant flying potato
It said to not eat a tomato
Tomatoes were bad, and they made potatoes sad,
Said the giant flying potato.
Submitted by “SB”
There was a bird colony called the Bird-Oanoke colony. Did they go to Croatoan? Nobody knows. Legend has it they hopped on a piece of millet and flew to the moon and now they are part of the Sirius star system and created the Penrose process. They also hopped on a G-Wagon.
Submitted by “js”:
There was something in the sky, it’s:
no it’s a plane,
no it’s a flying egg salad sandwich! And so they lived forever with an egg salad sandwich. The end.
Submitted by “ok”:
“Hahaha I’ve started the bomb’s timer!” said Diabolical Dummy. “What are you going to do about it Detective Dummy?” Diabolical jumped into a plane and started flying away. Meanwhile, Dummy broke free from the ropes and ran to the bomb. He opened it up. There was a blue wire, a red wire, a purple wire, a green wire and a yellow wire. He cut all of them and it said, “Self Destruct in 2.5673946 seconds.” Then it exploded and Dummy went flying into the jail courtyard.
Once, there was a grandma named Pat who went to a dog toy store. She got a toy we named “Lambchop.” When she got home she gave it to her dog Wyatt. In the next two days the toy was ruined so she went back to the toy shop for another one. The same thing happened in the next two days and the same problem happened over and over again until she had no money and that is what you get for buying a toy for your dog.
A new post is sometimes gross but they can still be very jolly
I just love to read a story with treats
And sometimes reading is ausome by golly
I know everybody likes to read with toast
Thats the beauty of a new post
Once, there was a family that likes to watch tv. One day they were watching a commercial. The boy said “Hay this commercial is stupid so turn it down.”Surpriseingly the person in the tv said “Do not turn this commercial down Bobby (Bobby is his name) or we will sue you.” The whole family screamed and shut the tv off. Unfortunately the person who was in the tv came two days later and sued them. The same thing happened to them again except a different person on tv