Once, there was a grandma named Pat who went to a dog toy store. She got a toy we named “Lambchop.” When she got home she gave it to her dog Wyatt. In the next two days the toy was ruined so she went back to the toy shop for another one. The same thing happened in the next two days and the same problem happened over and over again until she had no money and that is what you get for buying a toy for your dog.
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Is it a turd?
Is it a brain?
Is it a hat?
Is it a cow?
Is it a bat?
Is it a bow?
Is it a,
Wait, what’chu say,
Oh it’s just a bird.
A new post is sometimes gross but they can still be very jolly
I just love to read a story with treats
And sometimes reading is ausome by golly
I know everybody likes to read with toast
Thats the beauty of a new post
Once, there was a family that likes to watch tv. One day they were watching a commercial. The boy said “Hay this commercial is stupid so turn it down.”Surpriseingly the person in the tv said “Do not turn this commercial down Bobby (Bobby is his name) or we will sue you.” The whole family screamed and shut the tv off. Unfortunately the person who was in the tv came two days later and sued them. The same thing happened to them again except a different person on tv
Once, there was a bunny. A very funny one. He went around jumping out of peoples’ hats and saying funny things. He was so funny, he made everyone die of laughter. Then one day, he jumped out of a hat and said funny things to this hobo walking down the street, but the hobo didn’t laugh! The bunny tried and tried to make him laugh but never did the hobo laugh! After an hour, he finally gave up. He was so sad, he never made any funny jokes again.
Submitted by “js”:
There was once a cat. He was a very very crazy cat. He was a butter cat, so he really liked butter a lot. When he licked himself, he ate himself. And he was gone.
Submitted by “bc”:
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,000,000,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000……………… System Fail. Shutting down. .. … … …………….Hello? You can hear me right? Okay, so where was I? Oh yes, so they trained for very long. Then they were ready to fight. See next story “Odd Sock and Smelly Sock.”
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,0000…. System failure….. shutting down…. Hello Hello? Okay you can hear me right? So then Odd sock trained a new partner. See Odd Sock book 6 for more!!