Once, there was a grandma named Pat who went to a dog toy store. She got a toy we named “Lambchop.” When she got home she gave it to her dog Wyatt. In the next two days the toy was ruined so she went back to the toy shop for another one. The same thing happened in the next two days and the same problem happened over and over again until she had no money and that is what you get for buying a toy for your dog.
Once upon a time there was an Eskimo. His name was Kudah. He had a little igloo in the state of Sisreal. The only problem was, Sisreal is a really hot place and the igloo was only going to be frozen for a day. So the people of Sisreal used the igloo for all their needs, like for shelter and storage. The people of Sisreal knew that the igloo was going to melt the next day so they all packed up and left the igloo for it was dusk and were sad.
The next day, the people of Sisreal looked out their windows to see the igloo still a solid. They were really happy that they could still use the almighty igloo for their needs. They repeated this process until the seventh day that they were doing this. Then, they decided that it would by okay to sleep in the igloo for the night.
The next day, they saw all kinds of signs of the igloo melting. They abandoned the igloo, but luckily the igloo lasted for eight days and that was enough time for Kudah to make a new igloo. From now on, that miracle was celebrated as a holiday called Igloonah and is celebrated on Wednesday, November 27, 2013, Tuesday, December 16, 2014, Sunday, December 6, 2015, Saturday, December 24, 2016, Tuesday, December 12, 2017, Sunday, December 2, 2018, Sunday, December 22, 2019, Thursday, December 10, 2020, Sunday, November 28, 2021, Sunday, and December 18, and 2022. The end.
Once there was a Super Bunny who lived a very comfortable life on a couple of spikes in a cemetery, eating slugs dressed in carrot suits. One day he heard a scream! Super Bunny to the rescue! Super Bunny knocked down some spikes and one of graves opened! Super Bunny jumped in to the grave to get his Super Carrot Suit. Then he flew to the city, knocking over everything. When he got there he made total chaos only to see someone screaming at a toothbrush.
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Dummy had to go to court for some reason so he brought Lawyer Loser from The Land of Losers. At the end, Dummy was declared guilty so he had to go to jail. The End.
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Our dumb hero (Detective Dummy) was trapped in Diabolical’s lair, hung over a pool of crocodiles. “You’ll never get away with this” said Dummy. Diabolical laughed. His butler handed him a ray gun and he pointed it at Dummy. Dummy freed himself and attacked Diabolical. He fell to the ground. Diabolical reached for his ray gun but Dummy destroyed it. Dummy won! The police came and mistook Detective Dummy as Diabolical Dummy and he went to jail. Diabolical Dummy is still out there dumb and dangerous!!! Dumb Dumb Dummmmb!
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Then Blea and Blue and Beardo walked into a giant cave and saw…a book that said wish! Then the book started talking it said you have three wishes. What will Blea, Blue and Beardo wish for? FIND OUT SOON ON BLEA AND BLUE 5!
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There was a case Dummy sort of solved. This guy couldn’t find his keys so he called Dummy to look for them. Dummy would say “I found a clue, never mind,” and etc. He got the guy’s house messy and got sued and went to jail. The end.
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Then a stick that had a beard came and flew to save blea and blue. Then he went to the nearest hill and stopped. Then Blue asked what his name was…it was beardo. Then Blea saw a castle. TO BE CONTINUED…