Once there was a teapot. Each morning he would sprout his legs and started to roam around the city shooting candy and confetti out of his spout. Then one day, a carrot fell from the sky into his spout and his spout was clogged. The carrot started filling up with candy and confetti. Then, someone took the carrot out of his spout and ate it. He got very sick. The king was very angry that the teapot made someone sick so he was banished the teapot from the country.
submitted by “hg”
There was a king who lived in a castle all by himself. He would give the sun and the moon for some company, so he set out to find someone to talk to. He saw a beautiful flower on the side of the road. He thought “If I pick this flower I can give it to a princess and she’ll marry me!” As he reached down to pluck it, it yelled “Stop!” He picked it anyway and it turned into a beetle that wouldn’t stop talking. Now he wanted solitude!
Submitted by “bg”
There was a boy who loved butter. He ate butter sandwiches, butter cookies, and butterfingers. For his birthday he ate cake with buttercream frosting that he washed down with a tall glass buttermilk. One day he was chasing a butterfly in the yard when his father started frying a butterball turkey in a big vat of butter. It filled the air with a butter smell so thick and buttery that it was too much of a good thing. The boy felt really sick and never at butter again.
Submitted by “bg”:
A boy heard a screeching outside and was sure it was a baby dinosaur. He asked his mom if they could go take a look. The mom looked outside but all she could see was a mother pushing her baby in a stroller.“There’s a baby dinosaur in that stroller,” the boy said, “I heard it!” He imagined the little dinosaur with a rattle and a little bonnet.“Okay, let’s go see,” they went to greet the mother. When they peeked in the stroller, they saw a baby rhino.
Submitted by “bg”:
There was a fish who wished he was a sailor. He saw a sailor looking over the side of the boat into the blue green water, looking free and without care. The fish hoped to be caught to see the sailor up close, but the sailor didn’t fish. One day the wind kicked up and the boat keeled over so far the sailor fell in. Their eyes locked and the fish saw his fear. The sailor climbed back into the boat. The fish swam away, happy to be a fish.
Once there was a dot. His name was Tod and he lived very snug in his comfortable hole. One day, someone came by with a hat and mustache, holding a paintbrush and a palette. He was also holding a canvas that he placed on the ground. He was an artist. The artist saw Tod and stuffed him into the palette! Then he dabbed the paintbrush into Tod and squished Tod on the canvas. Then Tod never made art again (because he was art).
Submitted by “ok”:
A jewel called the Dumb Diamond got shipped a from London to the Dumbville Museum. They put it in a safe with lasers all around it. That night it was stolen! The security guards checked the security cams and it turned out Detective Dummy stole it and he went to jail. Poor Dummy.
Submitted by “ok”.
Detective Dummy was chasing a speeder. He looked at the license plate and remembered it. The car sped away. He checked the license in, it was ACC13592WQ341,000999V4DML-2@471. They traced the person’s location. It turned out it was Detective Dummy that sped and he went to jail. THE END!
Submitted by “bg”.
Late one night Mr. Lupine needed a light bulb to read the newspaper. He found one in the closet and screwed it in. But when he turned on the lamp, it lit up the whole house. He drew the blinds and saw the whole world outside was lit up as well! He ran to the lamp to turn it off. With one turn of the knob, the dark returned outside.. With another turn, the light shrunk down to the space around his cozy chair. He sat down and read the news.