Once, there was a grandma named Pat who went to a dog toy store. She got a toy we named “Lambchop.” When she got home she gave it to her dog Wyatt. In the next two days the toy was ruined so she went back to the toy shop for another one. The same thing happened in the next two days and the same problem happened over and over again until she had no money and that is what you get for buying a toy for your dog.
Submitted by “mk” and “gp”:
“We love getting together with family in the Carmel Valley. We learned that you have to understand politics to have beliefs, a novel idea these days. We didn’t have a single tornado or hurricane, but listening to a Beatles fan play awesome piano leads to a great deal of fun without any danger. Moral: Always bring nw to events.”
Submitted by “bc”:
Once upon a time there was a kid. He one day found a lever in a piece of wood. He pulled it and then it made a sound, then a szszszs, then a pow. The ground shook and then pow it started to snow. “Wow.” Said the kid. Then it started to freeze one second he was alive one second he was dead. Moral: never trust a lever.
Submitted by “bm”:
Daniel was a kid. He always wanted to know stuff. One day he saw a diamond. “Wow,” he said and touched it. The diamond disappeared and he fell into lava. “Wow” his ghost said.
Moral: do not touch a diamond.
Submitted by “?”:
Once there was a cow and he wore socks. The socks gave him super powers and the cow fought crime but the bad guys said mean stuff about his socks like “Does super cow like his baby socks!”. One day super cow had enough. Instead of taking the bad guys to jail made a fire ball and plopped it down on them. After that the bad guys learned there lesson being mean to the cow and left him alone. Moral: Don’t say a mean thing to super cow or he will drop a fire ball on you!
Submitted by “bcech”:
Someone started hiking a hill. There was a big snow monster on the hill. The hiker screamed an freaked out. Then the monster made a sheep noise. The hiker figured out that he was scared by a sheep. But it was too late he had already fallen off the cliff. Moral: Don’t let sheep scare you!
Submitted by “bcech”:
There was a stone fox in the middle of the of the street. Billy the kid ( a kid ) had seen the stone fox before but for some reason it looked odd. Something had changed. Something big changed. It had a lever on it. Billy pulled it and he fell into a deep hole. He was stuck! Moral: Never pull a lever on a stone dog.