Submitted by “OK”
Terry the toothbrush was sad. He was a worn down toothbrush and forgotten about and never thrown away. The kids were all buying new electric toothbrushes. One day Johnny wanted the new toy in the dentist treasure box. So he started using Terry to get cavities. He went to the dentist and got his toy. A few months later, Johnny died of Oral cancer but Terry was happy to be used again.
Submitted by “DH”
There once was a giant flying potato
It said to not eat a tomato
Tomatoes were bad, and they made potatoes sad,
Said the giant flying potato.
Once, there was a grandma named Pat who went to a dog toy store. She got a toy we named “Lambchop.” When she got home she gave it to her dog Wyatt. In the next two days the toy was ruined so she went back to the toy shop for another one. The same thing happened in the next two days and the same problem happened over and over again until she had no money and that is what you get for buying a toy for your dog.
A new post is sometimes gross but they can still be very jolly
I just love to read a story with treats
And sometimes reading is ausome by golly
I know everybody likes to read with toast
Thats the beauty of a new post
Once, there was a family that likes to watch tv. One day they were watching a commercial. The boy said “Hay this commercial is stupid so turn it down.”Surpriseingly the person in the tv said “Do not turn this commercial down Bobby (Bobby is his name) or we will sue you.” The whole family screamed and shut the tv off. Unfortunately the person who was in the tv came two days later and sued them. The same thing happened to them again except a different person on tv
Submitted by “bc”:
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,000,000,,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000……………… System Fail. Shutting down. .. … … …………….Hello? You can hear me right? Okay, so where was I? Oh yes, so they trained for very long. Then they were ready to fight. See next story “Odd Sock and Smelly Sock.”
It was another day for odd sock. He was getting old and there was no crime to fight. Odd Sock knew that it was time to train a sock that were able to defeat all the deadly criminals like the Deadly Marshmallow Baby or MR. PUKE-MAN. So he found a sock to train. They trained for 1,0000…. System failure….. shutting down…. Hello Hello? Okay you can hear me right? So then Odd sock trained a new partner. See Odd Sock book 6 for more!!
Poo is brown, Poo is sticky, Poo is all we can be, Poo is cool, Poo is hot, Poo can smell like blue berry snot. –bc
Once, there was a spoon army. Every night they would sneak into people’s houses and jump into the place where the owners of the house keep the utensils. Then, in the morning, when the owners of the house ate breakfast, one of the owners would pick up a spoon that’s in the army and start eating with it. Then, that owner would turn into another spoon and join the army. That happened all the time until a giant fork came along and flung the spoon army into space. The end.
Once there was a teapot. Each morning he would sprout his legs and started to roam around the city shooting candy and confetti out of his spout. Then one day, a carrot fell from the sky into his spout and his spout was clogged. The carrot started filling up with candy and confetti. Then, someone took the carrot out of his spout and ate it. He got very sick. The king was very angry that the teapot made someone sick so he was banished the teapot from the country.