The Burping Boy

Once upon a time in a far  off land in the land of burps there was a boy named Bob. He lived in burpingville (a place in the land of burps) with his mom, dad, sister, dog, fish, cat, bird, snake, rat, mouse, and a monkey. The thing about Bob is he burped all the time (including in his sleep).

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The Boy Who Insulted the Spoon

Once upon a time, there was a spoon just lying there on the sidewalk, when a boy came along. Then the boy said,”Spoon, you are so boring, all you are doing is just lying there doing nothing at all. All you can do is let people eat certain kinds of food.” Then the spoon came to life and said,”You don’t talk to me like that!” and chased the boy all the way around the block.

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The Dumb boy

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away there was a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really dumb boy.

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The Boy Who Turned The Crayon

Once upon a time, a boy counted the times he saw the word Crayola on a crayon. He wasn’t very smart but he could still count. After he counted Crayola once, he turned the crayon all the way around to try to find more to count. But he didn’t know that he turned the crayon all the way around. Then he saw Crayola again and counted that too. He repeated that forever and ever.

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The Boy Who Farted

Once upon a time a boy farted. His name was Fred. He was negative ten. When ever he farted he would fart again so the results would be that he would be farting for his whole life. It was a very stinky situation in nineteen eighty nine. I hope you weren’t there. He only lived for one year. That was all a joke.

This reminds me, did you hear the joke about the fart? It stinks!

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