Submitted by “SB”
There was a bird colony called the Bird-Oanoke colony. Did they go to Croatoan? Nobody knows. Legend has it they hopped on a piece of millet and flew to the moon and now they are part of the Sirius star system and created the Penrose process. They also hopped on a G-Wagon.
Once, there was a grandma named Pat who went to a dog toy store. She got a toy we named “Lambchop.” When she got home she gave it to her dog Wyatt. In the next two days the toy was ruined so she went back to the toy shop for another one. The same thing happened in the next two days and the same problem happened over and over again until she had no money and that is what you get for buying a toy for your dog.
Once, there was a bunny. A very funny one. He went around jumping out of peoples’ hats and saying funny things. He was so funny, he made everyone die of laughter. Then one day, he jumped out of a hat and said funny things to this hobo walking down the street, but the hobo didn’t laugh! The bunny tried and tried to make him laugh but never did the hobo laugh! After an hour, he finally gave up. He was so sad, he never made any funny jokes again.
Submitted by “js”:
There was once a cat. He was a very very crazy cat. He was a butter cat, so he really liked butter a lot. When he licked himself, he ate himself. And he was gone.
Submitted by “jw”:
Once upon a time, there was an opabinia. (If you don’t know what that is, look it up). He was playing Diep.io, and he was an absolute pro at it. He dominated the server! The end! *,…,*
submitted by “hg”
There was a king who lived in a castle all by himself. He would give the sun and the moon for some company, so he set out to find someone to talk to. He saw a beautiful flower on the side of the road. He thought “If I pick this flower I can give it to a princess and she’ll marry me!” As he reached down to pluck it, it yelled “Stop!” He picked it anyway and it turned into a beetle that wouldn’t stop talking. Now he wanted solitude!
Once upon a time there was a hamster. His name was Chucky and he always longed for toast. One day he was walking along when a toaster came flying through his cage. Then moments later a slice of bread flew in as well. Chucky was such in awe at the sight of the toast and the bread, that he ran at top speed to the items, stuffed the toast in the toaster, and got sucked into the toaster! It was a portal! Then he never wanted to have toast again.
Submitted by “bg”:
A boy heard a screeching outside and was sure it was a baby dinosaur. He asked his mom if they could go take a look. The mom looked outside but all she could see was a mother pushing her baby in a stroller.“There’s a baby dinosaur in that stroller,” the boy said, “I heard it!” He imagined the little dinosaur with a rattle and a little bonnet.“Okay, let’s go see,” they went to greet the mother. When they peeked in the stroller, they saw a baby rhino.
Submitted by “bg”:
There was a fish who wished he was a sailor. He saw a sailor looking over the side of the boat into the blue green water, looking free and without care. The fish hoped to be caught to see the sailor up close, but the sailor didn’t fish. One day the wind kicked up and the boat keeled over so far the sailor fell in. Their eyes locked and the fish saw his fear. The sailor climbed back into the boat. The fish swam away, happy to be a fish.