Once there was a boy named Alex. He had a pen that he liked very much. One day he was writing with it and the paper suddenly got splattered in orange paint. Alex was very confused. He took the pen to a pen doctor and the doctor got showered with confetti. Alex took it to another pen doctor and toxic gas spewed out of the pen. It was a bad disease. The ceiling opened and air masks fell from helicopters above. Then Alex decided never to use a pen again.