Submitted by “ok”.

Our dumb hero (Detective Dummy) was trapped in Diabolical’s lair, hung over a pool of crocodiles. “You’ll never get away with this” said Dummy. Diabolical laughed. His butler handed him a ray gun and he pointed it at Dummy. Dummy freed himself and attacked Diabolical. He fell to the ground. Diabolical reached for his ray gun but Dummy destroyed it. Dummy won! The police came and mistook Detective Dummy as Diabolical Dummy and he went to jail. Diabolical Dummy is still out there dumb and dangerous!!! Dumb Dumb Dummmmb!